Stuart Newman: Single but Defective

~ Friday, 20 August 2010
Some albums don't require a review just a warning.

Home recording has came a long way since the conception of the old 4 track with a c60 cassette but Stuart Newman has proved that no matter how good the technology, if you don't know how to use it the results are always going to be poor. Even if the recording/production was good it would make very little difference as he has very little concept of songwriting and is blessed with a voice that was made for sign language. This is self indulgent drivel that mocks the listener. If you are unfortunate enough to have this pile of crap inflicted upon your ears then you may find yourself questioning if this is a piss take or if Newman even actually likes music.

I'm not sure if I feel sorry for him for actually thinking this deserved to be released or angry at him for having so little respect for music. Avoid.